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Friday, September 15, 2017 by Finn

30 Russian Profile Pic Fails that will make you give up on dating forever or extremely happy that you have already tied the knot. You surely won’t find these on e-harmony.

Funny Sexy Profile Pic Fails

So Hot, No You’re Not

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Payday Pavel – Would you like to touch his rubles?

 

Kolbasa Katyusha – Not Sexy, but boy, she does like her wieners

 

Princess Polina – Translation: “Not Yours” …well put

 

Lev the Limber – His door’s wide open ladies

 

Nasty Nastya – Though she can inflate her boobs with a cigar… still not sexy

 

Fearless Fedot – Ninja Warrior of the paddle court, still not sexy

 

 Plucky Petrushka – Cock-a-doodle-don’t

 

Desya the Desperate – Reply now or fish gets it

 

Shining Shura – She loves Stephen King novels… and acting them out

 

I can see it

 

Finger Lickin’ Fekla – A pigeon drumstick and a glass of red is all it takes

 

Rosie Rena – Gee, her hair smells terrific, but still not sexy

 

As Lionel Richie once sang, “Oh, what a feeling, when you’re dangling from the ceiling”

 

Boleslav the Baker – he’s got bun for your oven… and a dog

 

Princess Polina – She’ll serve finest vodkas while you relax and enjoy Russian remakes of “Married With Children” on her fine 19″ color TV.

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